My sentences

My hockey gear was starting to stink so I put it outside to air it out.
(Dylan's vocabulary: gear,stink,air out)

come on patito, you´re a sucker...
im just joking.. hey dylan son of your mother
how you doing??
my f**king english is getting worse.. but
i have good news i´ll get to canada in a month can you believe it???
so how are your classes going???
has patito visited you???
i have no time in this f**king country.. you know.. but the hot girls here have showed up from everywhere!!!
dylan i told you once.. you should´ve come here stead of going to venezuela... you´d have enjoyed more than in anywhere!!!
do you remember when you were making fun of me becouse i was becoming a bornvirgin... lololol so now i can tell you that i found my field alolol
no problems at all..
as soon as i have arrive in canada i´ll pass by hansa so we´ll talk a little bit..
see ya man, if you see the f**ked patito send hugs...